1 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:16,537 Anything? Maybe my Internet's jammed. 2 00:00:16,538 --> 00:00:20,019 It's not jammed. Nothing yet. 3 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,195 We have to get out the weekend edition. 4 00:00:22,196 --> 00:00:23,457 We do this every Friday. 5 00:00:23,458 --> 00:00:25,459 And right now, we are waiting to hear 6 00:00:25,460 --> 00:00:27,026 who's going to be the new leader 7 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:29,680 of the city's most powerful union, the garbagemen. 8 00:00:29,681 --> 00:00:31,291 Garbage people. 9 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:32,596 They're fine people. 10 00:00:32,597 --> 00:00:34,990 We find out who won, we slap it in, 11 00:00:34,991 --> 00:00:37,036 and we can go start our weekend. 12 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,473 Whatever plans we might have. 13 00:00:39,474 --> 00:00:41,649 God. Runoff! 14 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:43,259 Runoff? 15 00:00:43,260 --> 00:00:44,826 No! 16 00:00:44,827 --> 00:00:46,610 What the hell? 17 00:00:47,830 --> 00:00:49,744 Must have big plans. 18 00:00:49,745 --> 00:00:53,314 - No! - Yeah. Big plans. 19 00:01:23,822 --> 00:01:25,606 Hey everyone. 20 00:01:25,607 --> 00:01:28,043 I, uh, realize you all wanna get the weekend started. 21 00:01:28,044 --> 00:01:30,611 I know that I, for one, am very eager to hit the road. 22 00:01:30,612 --> 00:01:31,873 What road are you hitting? 23 00:01:31,874 --> 00:01:35,659 I am hitting the road to my doctor. 24 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:37,096 He's a long way out of town, 25 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,619 so I have to stay overnight at the hospital. 26 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:40,621 Oh, no. Are you okay? 27 00:01:40,622 --> 00:01:42,449 No, I'm great. It's just some tests 28 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:47,193 for a genetic predisposition to some, uh, 29 00:01:47,194 --> 00:01:49,109 potentially complicated... 30 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,153 brain bleeds. 31 00:01:51,154 --> 00:01:52,285 - Oh... - Ned. 32 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:53,677 - Oh, my God. - You're dying. 33 00:01:53,678 --> 00:01:55,201 It's actually not a big deal. 34 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:56,941 He told me that everyone has it. 35 00:01:56,942 --> 00:01:58,160 Wait, what? 36 00:01:58,161 --> 00:01:59,901 I bring it up only because 37 00:01:59,902 --> 00:02:02,469 I need to ask for a couple of volunteers 38 00:02:02,470 --> 00:02:06,212 to come in tomorrow, just to very quickly 39 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:08,649 put out the results of the runoff. Anyone? 40 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:10,694 That sounds like something that Mare would do. 41 00:02:10,695 --> 00:02:12,348 - I know, but I can't. - Yes. 42 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:15,221 - I have a reunion. - It's not reunion weekend. 43 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:19,138 - Army reunion, yeah. - Yes. 44 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,704 Every four years we do this. 45 00:02:20,705 --> 00:02:23,142 We head into the mountains and just honor the fallen. 46 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:26,188 - Like Memorial Day? - Yes, but the weekend. 47 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:28,103 Like Memorial Day Weekend. 48 00:02:28,104 --> 00:02:29,800 Um... 49 00:02:29,801 --> 00:02:32,020 It's just more specific than that. 50 00:02:32,021 --> 00:02:34,327 Every four years? Weird interval. 51 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:36,503 Adam, thank you for volunteering. 52 00:02:36,504 --> 00:02:39,027 Honestly, you really think Adam can handle that? 53 00:02:39,028 --> 00:02:40,072 Uh-- You can help. 54 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:42,291 All you need to do 55 00:02:42,292 --> 00:02:43,510 is drag this four-inch story 56 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:46,556 and drop it into this box, okay? 57 00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:48,602 I trust Adam and Adelola to handle this. 58 00:02:48,603 --> 00:02:50,604 Right? I mean, it's literally just dragging 59 00:02:50,605 --> 00:02:54,129 and dropping prewritten articles into a-- 60 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:56,437 - What? - Okay. Promise you won't be mad. 61 00:02:58,047 --> 00:03:00,614 So when you get the call they'll say either Fiona Gabrini 62 00:03:00,615 --> 00:03:03,486 or Joe White won the Sanitation Union Election. 63 00:03:03,487 --> 00:03:06,054 - Let's say Fiona Gabrini wins. - Girl power, right? 64 00:03:06,055 --> 00:03:07,360 Mm-hm. 65 00:03:07,361 --> 00:03:08,883 Then you just drag this article 66 00:03:08,884 --> 00:03:11,320 that says "Gabrini wins" into that box. 67 00:03:11,321 --> 00:03:15,585 - But if Joe White wins... - White pow-- Never mind. 68 00:03:15,586 --> 00:03:17,805 ...then you drag this article into that box. 69 00:03:17,806 --> 00:03:19,285 - Got it, easy. - All right, so just... 70 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:20,851 So repeat what you've just been told. 71 00:03:20,852 --> 00:03:22,810 All right. So if Farina Gaboinga wins, 72 00:03:22,811 --> 00:03:26,770 you drag this right to here. 73 00:03:26,771 --> 00:03:28,816 Uh-oh. Heh-heh. 74 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:30,165 It looks like we just dragged 75 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:31,906 the entire newspaper into the trash. 76 00:03:31,907 --> 00:03:34,604 - You know, I think maybe I need to stay. - No, no, no, no. 77 00:03:34,605 --> 00:03:36,171 Your doctor will be so disappointed 78 00:03:36,172 --> 00:03:37,346 if you miss your appointment. 79 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:39,435 - Wait, you know his doctor? - Yes. 80 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:41,350 She's got the same preexisting 81 00:03:41,351 --> 00:03:43,613 genetic condition that I have, so... 82 00:03:43,614 --> 00:03:45,920 - Wow, are you guys related? - Ned and Mare: No. 83 00:03:45,921 --> 00:03:47,227 I checked. 84 00:03:48,837 --> 00:03:52,056 So whatever we write here just happens tomorrow? 85 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:53,710 Adelola. You're in charge. 86 00:03:53,711 --> 00:03:55,669 Oh, I would but my mom's visiting 87 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:57,410 from Nigeria this weekend. 88 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:58,672 She wants me to entertain her 89 00:03:58,673 --> 00:04:00,456 and listen to her stories from home. 90 00:04:00,457 --> 00:04:01,805 If I'm here tomorrow, 91 00:04:01,806 --> 00:04:03,242 I'm not gonna be able to do any of that. 92 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,505 So... yes. 93 00:04:05,506 --> 00:04:07,594 - I will be here. - Love it. Have a good weekend. 94 00:04:07,595 --> 00:04:09,814 - Thank you. - I know what to do. 95 00:04:11,033 --> 00:04:12,381 - Hey. - Hey. 96 00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:14,731 - You heading out? - Yeah. What's up? 97 00:04:14,732 --> 00:04:18,039 Nothing. I was uh-- I was thinking we can go get a drink 98 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,345 before you head to the mountain. 99 00:04:19,346 --> 00:04:20,911 - Oh. - Yeah, it's been a while. 100 00:04:20,912 --> 00:04:23,218 ♪ It's been awhile ♪ 101 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:24,568 Staind. 102 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,092 Um... I'm sorry. 103 00:04:28,093 --> 00:04:31,400 I'm going to visit my aunt before I head up there. 104 00:04:31,401 --> 00:04:33,315 Okay. What about next week? 105 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:34,664 - Yeah. - Yeah. 106 00:04:36,014 --> 00:04:37,754 I'll check my schedule. Okay.-Great. 107 00:04:37,755 --> 00:04:41,149 - Have fun with your aunt. Bye. - Bye. Have fun. 108 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:43,630 Mare seems super into this aunt. 109 00:04:43,631 --> 00:04:48,591 She did her hair and nails, and she's wearing body butter. 110 00:04:48,592 --> 00:04:49,940 Yeah? 111 00:04:49,941 --> 00:04:52,116 Ken, don't forget tomorrow morning. 112 00:04:52,117 --> 00:04:55,250 - 8:30 at Rolf Park, okay? - Mm... 113 00:04:55,251 --> 00:04:56,904 I will be there with my balls. 114 00:04:56,905 --> 00:04:58,079 Soccer balls. 115 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,299 Single entendre at work. 116 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,911 Matteo, my son, plays soccer every Saturday, 117 00:05:03,912 --> 00:05:05,608 but they never put him in. 118 00:05:05,609 --> 00:05:07,871 He is a soccer genius. 119 00:05:07,872 --> 00:05:10,874 But the problem is, as always, the Americans, 120 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:12,311 they hate a strong woman. 121 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,313 Come on, guys! That way! Attack! 122 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,966 - Get off the field. - Yes! 123 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:17,577 - Unbelievable. - I know the rules. 124 00:05:17,578 --> 00:05:20,754 How can I get through to the male head coach? 125 00:05:20,755 --> 00:05:23,975 For that you need a man, and all I have is a Ken. 126 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:28,152 - Hey. - Hey. 127 00:05:28,153 --> 00:05:29,893 Hey. 128 00:05:29,894 --> 00:05:31,547 We're really doing this. 129 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:33,288 Uh-huh. 130 00:05:33,289 --> 00:05:35,203 Starting tomorrow, no more work. 131 00:05:35,204 --> 00:05:37,336 No more camera crew. 132 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,294 Just you and me. 133 00:05:39,295 --> 00:05:41,862 Oh, hey. You wanna hear a rumor? -Yeah. 134 00:05:41,863 --> 00:05:44,952 They're saying that "Weekend Ned" is really fun. 135 00:05:44,953 --> 00:05:46,170 Wow... 136 00:05:46,171 --> 00:05:47,912 - You wanna see a preview? - Please. 137 00:05:50,088 --> 00:05:52,438 Uh-oh. Where's the suede going? 138 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:54,353 - Oh, it's just one shoulder. - Just a little bit. 139 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,399 - Whoo! - Just a little bit of shoulder. 140 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:10,544 - Dang! - Wow. 141 00:06:11,719 --> 00:06:13,502 - This is really nice. - Yeah, I know. 142 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:15,069 And I didn't even use points. 143 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:17,071 Or check to see how many I was earning. 144 00:06:17,072 --> 00:06:19,813 Wow. Throwing caution to the wind, I love it. 145 00:06:19,814 --> 00:06:21,423 Let's go, let's go. 146 00:06:21,424 --> 00:06:24,165 Love that. Okay. 147 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:27,386 This is fantastic. This is more like it. Let's go! 148 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,909 - Esmeralda. - Yes? 149 00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:30,127 Who's that man you brought? 150 00:06:30,128 --> 00:06:31,781 I hope that's not a private coach. 151 00:06:31,782 --> 00:06:34,871 You know the only adults allowed are cohabitating guardians. 152 00:06:34,872 --> 00:06:37,178 Of course I know, Janine. 153 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:40,400 That is Ken. My live-in British lover. 154 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:45,099 Me and Ezzie have been 155 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:47,797 in a relationship for quite some time now. 156 00:06:47,798 --> 00:06:49,408 - It's Esmeralda. - Mm-hm. 157 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,931 - Cutie. - Yes. 158 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:53,368 - Cutie. - She hides me away. 159 00:06:53,369 --> 00:06:55,631 Enough. You touch me too much. 160 00:06:55,632 --> 00:06:57,546 - I told you to pretend. - Okay. 161 00:06:57,547 --> 00:06:59,592 Maybe this one round here. 162 00:06:59,593 --> 00:07:01,202 - Where? - In case they come back. 163 00:07:01,203 --> 00:07:03,161 - Okay. - That's it. A little lower. 164 00:07:04,554 --> 00:07:06,120 I'm not the only one with a sad loser 165 00:07:06,121 --> 00:07:07,469 who hangs around with his mom. 166 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:09,079 There's three or four others. 167 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,646 We call them "slugs." 168 00:07:10,647 --> 00:07:13,170 At least Ken's British. Some of them are worse. 169 00:07:13,171 --> 00:07:15,259 Like Allan only has Chris. 170 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:18,828 Yeah, I raised him since he was two, changed his diapers. 171 00:07:18,829 --> 00:07:22,353 Uh... He calls me Chris instead of Dad. 172 00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:23,617 Hurts every time. 173 00:07:24,618 --> 00:07:26,662 Hey! All right, pal. I saw that. 174 00:07:26,663 --> 00:07:28,534 - Shut up, slug. - Will do, pal. 175 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:29,927 Clean your car. 176 00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:33,191 Pathetic. 177 00:07:38,719 --> 00:07:40,937 Guys, can you... 178 00:07:40,938 --> 00:07:43,287 Maybe we can play the clean-up game? 179 00:07:43,288 --> 00:07:46,813 Oh, dude, why is your entire family here? 180 00:07:46,814 --> 00:07:49,729 - This is a place of work. - Mrs. Olofin: Adelola. 181 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:51,339 Uh... 182 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:54,298 Hi, Mom. What are you doing here? 183 00:07:54,299 --> 00:07:56,039 I want to see where my daughter works. 184 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,389 B-But remember, I told you this place is a fortress, 185 00:07:58,390 --> 00:08:00,653 and you can't get in without an official pass and-- 186 00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:03,482 - H-How did you get in here? - My friend, Nate. 187 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,918 I got you, auntie. 188 00:08:04,919 --> 00:08:06,572 Somebody gotta do something about these kids. 189 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:09,575 Been cleaning up all day. This is the weekend. 190 00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:10,619 I asked for a quiet room. I don't know... 191 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:11,664 Hell of a view. 192 00:08:11,665 --> 00:08:13,361 Ooh! There's trails? 193 00:08:13,362 --> 00:08:15,494 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can, like, walk around... 194 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,497 Go hiking. -Ned: 195 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,802 Two, four... 196 00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:20,891 That's eight. 197 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:24,155 God. 198 00:08:26,201 --> 00:08:27,723 Ow. 199 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:29,725 - What is that? - My God. 200 00:08:29,726 --> 00:08:31,554 - Did you order food? - No. 201 00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:36,515 Hey. We didn't order any food. This is Room 6. 202 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:37,907 - Come back later. - Thank you. 203 00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:39,996 Come back-- Well-- Or not. 204 00:08:48,745 --> 00:08:50,398 Okay. 205 00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:52,139 - Shall we get the bags? - No, no, no. 206 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:53,488 Forget the bags. 207 00:08:53,489 --> 00:08:55,534 - It's nice, right? - Crazy, nice. 208 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,536 Yeah. 209 00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:16,076 Hello, camera people. 210 00:09:16,077 --> 00:09:17,730 I've heard so much about this, 211 00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:20,994 your documentary you are making about my beautiful daughter 212 00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:23,300 and her white underlings. 213 00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:24,693 God is good. 214 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:27,304 - All the time. - All the time. 215 00:09:27,305 --> 00:09:29,959 Adelola Olofin's office. 216 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,135 Okay. Thank you. 217 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:33,572 Finally! 218 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,226 Jeremy Sukohovitz won the runoff. 219 00:09:36,227 --> 00:09:38,925 - Wait. He doesn't exist. - He does exist. 220 00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:40,143 He's a write-in candidate. 221 00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:42,711 Okay, but there's no box for that. 222 00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:44,931 Whose is that? You don't use one of those. 223 00:09:44,932 --> 00:09:47,760 I don't know. I just found it next to the janitor's cart. 224 00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:51,938 Okay, deep breath. Right. 225 00:09:51,939 --> 00:09:53,548 Maybe I should just drag Fiona in? 226 00:09:53,549 --> 00:09:55,245 I practiced that one the most. 227 00:09:55,246 --> 00:09:58,248 Oh! Okay, okay. We're just-- we're gonna put Joe in there. 228 00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:01,382 He's a guy. And we can just say that we got it mixed up later. 229 00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:02,383 Sure. 230 00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:03,689 Oh, God, we're screwed. 231 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:05,168 God, now you're the Adam. 232 00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:06,909 I'll make it smaller. No one will notice. 233 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:07,910 Not too small, though. God. 234 00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:08,955 - Oh! 235 00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:13,437 You know, I think that's my phone. Sorry. 236 00:10:13,438 --> 00:10:15,309 Oh... Come on. That's mine. 237 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:17,225 - Just get it. - I know, I know. 238 00:10:18,226 --> 00:10:20,053 Oh, it's Adam. 239 00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:22,272 - Hello? - Only two options, you said. 240 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:24,623 - Well, there's a write-in candidate. - Adam, calm down. 241 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,190 Jeremy Sukohovitz. So now what?-Adam? Adam? 242 00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:29,018 - Is everything okay? - Who is that? 243 00:10:29,019 --> 00:10:32,369 Oh! That was, uh, my doctor. 244 00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:35,372 Oh, God, Ned. I'm so sorry. I forgot you're dying. 245 00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:37,940 I'll call you later, all right? 246 00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:40,116 It's like having kids, 247 00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:42,728 but they're old, and I don't love them. 248 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:44,294 I feel like they need our help. 249 00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:46,210 - You know we have a hot tub? - We do? 250 00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:50,170 I love we're doing this while they're panicking 251 00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:52,215 about a stupid write-in candidate. 252 00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:53,913 I know. 253 00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,654 Working Saturday is so lame. 254 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,090 Seriously. 255 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,963 It's weird that Fiona Gabrini had the endorsement 256 00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:03,096 of the Uniformed Sanitation Men's Association-- 257 00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:05,141 - And still lost though, right? - Yes, yes. 258 00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:07,753 Maybe Joe White split the vote because he wanted workman's comp 259 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:10,016 - to include lost wages. - Oh, I bet that's it. 260 00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:11,844 - You're so smart. - Mmm. 261 00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:14,324 We should probably just work on this on Monday 262 00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:17,763 - when we get back, right? - Mm-hm. Unless... 263 00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,765 SoWesley gets to the story first 264 00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,331 and prints it before Monday. 265 00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:24,291 - You want me to call Adam? - It could wait. 266 00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:27,076 - It's my duty as editor. - It can't hurt. 267 00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:28,730 - Yeah. - Right? 268 00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:30,253 I'm gonna research Sukohovitz, 269 00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:31,864 and I'll get a couple inches on him. 270 00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:34,780 All right, and I will talk to a member and get a quote. 271 00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,477 Yeah, and then I get a couple inches. 272 00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:40,133 Oh! I was gonna make "a couple of inches" joke. Damn it. 273 00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:42,352 - Too late. - You're right. 274 00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:44,137 - Okay. - It's that robot. 275 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:46,617 - Shoo! Go away. - Do you have your laptop? 276 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:48,446 Oh, yeah, of course. 277 00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:52,711 Matteo's interested. 278 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,842 Let's go! Finish your dinner! 279 00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:55,017 Finish your dinner! 280 00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,758 That's what I'm talking about! 281 00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:59,065 - That is what I'm talking about! - Yes! 282 00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:00,849 - Yes! - Not now, Ken. 283 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,329 - "Not now, Ken." Love that. - No. 284 00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:04,853 - Not now, Ken. - Oh, my God, I'm so proud. 285 00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,768 - Oh, yes. - Not ever, Ken. 286 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,597 "Not ever, Ken." Love that. 287 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,948 Excuse me, Ref. We have a serious issue. 288 00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:14,428 You need to stop the game. 289 00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,343 Oh, no, no, no. This doesn't look good. 290 00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:17,823 - Squeeze my ass. - What? 291 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,868 Squeeze my ass. That's it. 292 00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:21,740 Okay, a bit more. 293 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,046 - Bit more. Hello, sir. - There's been a report 294 00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:25,656 - of false guardianship. - No. 295 00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:28,355 What? Who squealed? Because they squealed wrong. 296 00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:30,226 The jig is up, Esmeralda. 297 00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:32,359 She's jealous because her husband left her. 298 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:35,275 And because me, I have this piece of beef. 299 00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:36,755 All right, ladies. I suggest 300 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,582 you take it up with the Commissioner. 301 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,671 - He holds hearings at 4 p.m. - At the courthouse? 302 00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:41,977 - At the rec center. - Yeah. 303 00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,152 I'll be there. 304 00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:44,763 I'll see you in court. 305 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,721 It'll be like a normal work Zoom. 306 00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,288 - You good? - Mm-hm. 307 00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:49,811 - Hello. - What are you wearing? 308 00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:52,422 Uh... Inappropriate, Adam. This is a work call. 309 00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:55,251 Mare says she's joining us too. 310 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,513 Hey, everyone. 311 00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:58,777 Hey, Mare. Are you in the mountains? 312 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,432 - Yeah. Heh. - Wow, how'd you get reception? 313 00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:05,174 Is that Ned? 314 00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:06,785 Oh, no. No, no, no. 315 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,744 Hey, Marv. What a wonderful surprise. 316 00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:11,354 And Dan is also here. 317 00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:13,443 Hey, nice robe. Looks soft. 318 00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:17,012 Thank you. I'm at a hospital. A well-funded rural hospital. 319 00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:20,189 Oh. Trying out a new beauty treatment? Pec implants? 320 00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:23,627 These guys were telling us about the sanitation results. 321 00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:26,587 What an upset. A write-in. Who would've thought. 322 00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:27,936 It's pretty strange. Uh... 323 00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,590 We did a little digging and found out 324 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:30,809 Fiona had quite a strong-- 325 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,942 Mare? Can you try your sound? 326 00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:36,989 - We're hearing a slight echo here. - Sorry. 327 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,034 One second. 328 00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,210 Sorry. Is that better? 329 00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,517 Okay, cool. Yeah, so we traced the funds 330 00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:46,520 of the write-in candidate to a privatized recycling center. 331 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,785 Ned, you're on mute. 332 00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,004 Sorry. 333 00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:53,222 I think that we-- 334 00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:55,224 Ned, now your sound is messed up. 335 00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:58,401 I think that I am too close to an MRI machine. 336 00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,273 I'm about to go in for surgery-- 337 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,188 You know what? Why don't we just send you 338 00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:03,842 what we have after we write it up? 339 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,887 Yes, yes. Good idea. 340 00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:10,718 What's wrong? I mean, we sent the article. 341 00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:11,850 Everything okay? 342 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,069 Mm-hm. 343 00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,508 Hello? Weekend Ned in there? 344 00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:21,120 I'm sorry. I'm just a little... 345 00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:23,645 I thought we wouldn't have any distractions. 346 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:28,127 And I thought we were gonna come away and be alone. 347 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,825 Well, we are now. 348 00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:32,566 Are you okay? 349 00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:35,308 - Could you excuse me for one second? Sure. 350 00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:36,570 - One second. - Yeah. 351 00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:37,571 - I'll be back. - Mm-hm. 352 00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:38,790 We'll talk about this. 353 00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:44,404 Hey. 354 00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,754 Hey, hey, sorry, sorry. Hey, hey, hey. 355 00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:49,626 Hey, hey. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Hey, hey, hey, listen. 356 00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:52,586 Uh... Can we talk real quick? 357 00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:54,631 Are you following us? 358 00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,677 Come-- Hey! Hey, get over here. 359 00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:59,071 Saw you in the woods when we were in the hot tub. 360 00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:02,552 You like peeping in windows, you little freak? 361 00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:04,250 I get filmed all week at work. 362 00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:05,860 I don't need some food delivery pervert 363 00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:07,209 in India watching me too. 364 00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,083 You're coming with me. 365 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,957 You wanna take a little swim? Here we go. 366 00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:19,179 You were asking for it. 367 00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:31,103 - Hey. - You okay? 368 00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:33,932 - Yeah. - The s'mores got here, but I didn't start. 369 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,934 - Looks good. - You're a little out of breath. 370 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,849 - You good? - Mm-hm. 371 00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:43,550 Did you ever cross paths with any robots in the military? 372 00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:46,248 What kind of robots? 373 00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:48,294 The kind that detonate IUDs. 374 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,862 - "IUDs"? - Yeah. 375 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,084 - No. - Hm. 376 00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:59,653 No. I never ran into robots that detonate IUDs. 377 00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:01,394 - Okay. - I'd like to. 378 00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:04,179 I just caught one of those food delivery robots spying on us 379 00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:05,702 and I threw it into the river. 380 00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:07,313 Wait. Are you serious? 381 00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:08,792 Yeah. 382 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,490 I, uh, feel like 383 00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:14,147 this isn't really about the food robot, is it? 384 00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:16,453 What's up? 385 00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:21,632 I wasn't mad about the distractions today. 386 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,853 I liked it. 387 00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:28,464 'Cause it meant that we got to work on the story together. 388 00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:30,815 And now I feel guilty about it. 389 00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:33,644 Okay. 390 00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:37,083 Do you think we're better off as friends? 391 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:44,654 I think that we don't need weekend versions of ourselves. 392 00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:47,875 'Cause I think that our weekday versions are super cool. 393 00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:49,703 Weekday Mare is like my favorite person. 394 00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:52,662 And I want our weekday versions to have sex. 395 00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:55,623 - Okay. - That's what matters to me most, and... 396 00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:59,408 Thought you were, like, ending this. 397 00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:00,627 - Like-- - I can't-- 398 00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:01,889 We having a good afternoon? 399 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,238 Thank you. Everything's been delicious. 400 00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:04,761 Thank you very much. 401 00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:07,721 - It's been wonderful, thank you. - Great, great, great. 402 00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:10,811 So we did get a call from our delivery robot company 403 00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:12,682 that one of the units has gone offline. 404 00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:15,033 You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you? 405 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,949 Mm-mm. No. I've seen them around, and I like them. 406 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:20,690 Let me show you something. 407 00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:24,216 This is the last transmission of the unit that went missing. 408 00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:31,745 You know, I didn't really realize we'd be videotaped 409 00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:35,053 without our permission the entire time we were here. 410 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,793 Yeah. Um... 411 00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:39,753 If you have any information, we'd really appreciate it. 412 00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:42,756 The delivery company is really worried about her safety. 413 00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:45,193 - Her? - It says "Gloria" on the screen. 414 00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:46,543 Hm. 415 00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:48,589 Enjoy your fondue. 416 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:53,245 - We should go. - Yeah. 417 00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:54,334 Thanks, baby. 418 00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,466 Shall we go back to the office? 419 00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:59,207 - Yeah. - Yeah. 420 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,166 - It's "IEDs" by the way. - It's what? 421 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,080 IEDs. 422 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,473 Oh, shit! 423 00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:08,086 Travis, hurry up. What does your tutorial say? 424 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,393 I am watching an ad for some pretty powerful deck stain. 425 00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:13,091 What'd you want me to look up again? 426 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,570 Ugh... 427 00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,791 You look pretty. 428 00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,490 - Thanks. - Hope he's paying. 429 00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:23,101 - What the hell? - For dinner. 430 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,015 I'm assuming you're going on a hot date. 431 00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:26,800 Well, don't make assumptions. 432 00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:29,282 Because I could just be doing laundry. 433 00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:32,849 - Oscar. - Oh! 434 00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:35,200 Thank God somebody competent is here. 435 00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:38,333 - I came as fast as I could. - Uh... What's wrong with you? 436 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:43,338 Oh, I already took my Saturday afternoon nap-time sleepy blend. 437 00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:48,910 So I've got about 20 minutes, then I will be down 438 00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:51,433 for, uh, two hours. 439 00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:54,437 - Come here, we need you. - Um-- Okay. 440 00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:58,659 - Go to the toolbar. - Toolbar. Alright. 441 00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:01,400 Then go to format. 442 00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:02,879 - Yes. - Format. 443 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,751 - Something's happening. Okay. - Yeah? 444 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,883 - And then? - Then fit it to margin. 445 00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:09,843 - Fit to margin. - We're losing him. 446 00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:11,453 - Hello? - Almost there, come on. 447 00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:21,202 - Are those instructions? - Anybody speak Spanish? 448 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,291 Oscar? 449 00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:27,295 And he's gone. -Adelola: 450 00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:30,037 All right, well, Oscar said "fit to margin." 451 00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:32,779 - What would happen after fit to margin? - Maybe reset? 452 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:34,737 Reset? That's gonna start it all over again. 453 00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,609 - Hey, you guys. - Oh, thank God. 454 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,219 - What's going on? - Thank you. 455 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:41,179 - Bye. - Hey, you had to leave your aunt's early. 456 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,530 - What a shame. - Yeah, but she understood. 457 00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:45,792 Good. 458 00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,315 She's supposed to be on the mountain 459 00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:49,056 with her army buddies, remember? 460 00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,624 The aunt was yesterday's lie. 461 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,626 There. See. 462 00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:55,367 He touches her back, and she jumps 463 00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:56,803 like he was a mountain lion. 464 00:19:56,804 --> 00:19:58,587 This is not a real couple. 465 00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:01,155 Um-- If I may, Your Honor. 466 00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:04,941 Mutual disgust is a game we play to keep the home fires burning. 467 00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:07,161 Prove it. 468 00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:09,032 - Kiss each other. - What? 469 00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:11,731 - Where? - Prove your love. 470 00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:12,862 Kiss. 471 00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:14,386 That can't be allowed. 472 00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:15,778 I'll allow it. 473 00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:16,824 He's allowed it. 474 00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:19,695 Give the people what they want. 475 00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:23,612 Mmm. 476 00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:26,398 Could me and Esmeralda work? 477 00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:28,879 We have a certain frisson. 478 00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,925 Uh-- A spicy Italian ragout, 479 00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:35,450 mixed with a British chicken tikka masala. 480 00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,670 Now, that may not sound appetizing, 481 00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:41,152 but if you eat enough of it, your stomach starts to adapt. 482 00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:44,807 And maybe we could be a family. 483 00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:48,551 Me, Ezzie, and little Matteo. 484 00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:57,167 Look. 485 00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:58,430 She put her hand over his mouth. 486 00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:00,258 There's lipstick on the back of her hand. 487 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,478 - Look, I mean... - A sham relationship. 488 00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,480 That's it, Blue Devils lose five points. 489 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,569 Oh, no. Please, please, Mr. Commissioner. 490 00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:10,790 You can fake a lot of things in life. 491 00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:13,053 But you can't fake passion. 492 00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:16,012 You either have it or you don't. 493 00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:20,365 And now, Esmeralda, she has it in spades. 494 00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:21,801 For me. 495 00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:24,892 And the crazy thing is, I don't. 496 00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:28,242 There is a certain satisfaction 497 00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:30,636 that you can get when you work with someone, 498 00:21:30,637 --> 00:21:34,683 and you may mistake that for love. 499 00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:36,250 But in actual fact, 500 00:21:36,251 --> 00:21:39,035 it's just that you're working with someone. 501 00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:40,341 But that can be good too. 502 00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:42,691 - You got it? - Yeah, totally. 503 00:21:42,692 --> 00:21:44,302 - Get out of here. - Cool. 504 00:21:45,739 --> 00:21:48,610 - I'm sorry the weekend didn't work out. - Oh. 505 00:21:48,611 --> 00:21:50,220 - Maybe next time. - Yeah. 506 00:21:50,221 --> 00:21:51,787 - Right? Yeah. - Mm-hm. 507 00:21:51,788 --> 00:21:54,443 - I'll see you Monday. - Yeah, see you Monday. 508 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:19,206 Sorry, you guys don't have to stay. 509 00:22:19,207 --> 00:22:20,251 I can close up. 510 00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:22,428 Thanks. 511 00:22:46,539 --> 00:22:47,627 Hey. 512 00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:50,586 Hey. 513 00:22:54,982 --> 00:22:56,244 I couldn't go.